Worse than DEATH!!!

So, I’ve been feeling seriously like I am DYING!!! All caps there, really DYING!!!! So my hubby finally tells me to just GO to the Doctor already! OK, fine! So I did! Turns out, I’m not dying, it’s actually much worse than that! I’m PREGNANT!!! 

I HATE being pregnant. First of all I gain weight way too easily!! Second, I don’t actually have the most supportive “support-system” here at home. I have a “healed” crushed vertebrae and my first child delivery attempt broke my pelvis! Plus I was in the middle of physical therapy to fix my headaches!! So, here we go! I have 2 busy-as-hell toddlers to look after, I’ve just lost complete control of my body, I can no longer do the things I like. Blah…blah…blah!

Yes, I am complaining about it! Don’t get me wrong, I really want a big family, I just don’t want to be the one who has to make them! And I have actually MET those women who say how awesome being pregnant was and how much they just LOVED it. I think they were still delusional from drugs they were given during labor!

My hubby says, “Don’t worry, it’ll be fine!” He’s lucky to have walked out of here with his head still attached!

But even better, is my neurotic BFF. Here is her very supportive response to the news! After she stopped laughing, told me she loves being RIGHT, announced to everyone in her BB group, and after she tweeted it AND posted it on HER FB page!!! I believe she is more excited than I am, only cause I feel like I am dying!!!

stephy800 Soooooo still pregnant?

Cause I'm still smiling.

Helllllloooooooooooo?

Are you not talking to me now? LOL

I told Bobby "Guess who's pregnant!"

He said "you better pack and hit the road!" LOL

Good thing its not me who's preggers.

vallorianne

ROFL

stephy800

Ya know... I was thinking.

About Todds sperm.

I don't think its SUPER sperm.

It took 2 yrs to knock you up.

Just sayin.

vallorianne

lol

stephy800

My mom laughed at you too btw.

Anyone else know yet?

vallorianne

my mom, sister, and now linda

and scott n becky

stephy800

Aw. Is your mom happy?

vallorianne

candace too, she called me laughing

yeah, mom wants to name it

stephy800

What? I'm naming it!

Zoe. Or Poppy. Maybe Poppie.

vallorianne

how about Zoppie?

stephy800

I'm really leaning towards Mason for a boy.

vallorianne

LMAO

are you?

stephy800

Yup.

vallorianne

fat chance. it's gonna be an original name

stephy800

Eh.

What? Like .... Melda? Or freddadoodle?

vallorianne

i like the F one

clever

stephy800

I'm calling it Poppie.

vallorianne

ROFL

stephy800 (insert angry face smiley sticking out his tongue)

I always liked Liv.

Or Olivia.

But also not original.

vallorianne

i always liked Claudia

stephy800

Cute. But not original!

Poppie is JUST as original as Claudia.

vallorianne

lol

Poppie LaRue

kinda cute

and Yes, the camera is better than the phone I wanted

stephy800

Poppie! So cute.

Good thing you got that camera!

You'll be taking lots of baby pictures!!

vallorianne

yep

stephy800

Are you excited yet?

Hey! Are you getting entries on your duck fest giveaway?

vallorianne

i've gotten 3 entries

and i am excited about the baby

stephy800

I need to tweet you.

vallorianne

why?

stephy800

Because.

We're all on Twitter trying to create "buzz".

vallorianne

oh

stephy800

And I have like 750 followers on Twitter.

vallorianne

i want sleep, you have any of that?

i freaking hate this always feeling hungry shit. yesterday i felt like i was gonna starve

stephy800

LOL

Bummer.

Eat.

Just eat healthy.

vallorianne

i did

stephy800

Your eating for 2 now.

vallorianne

i want tuna and crackers

yeah but the other ONE is not even as big as  PEA

stephy800

Or 3 or 4...

vallorianne

LMAO

vallorianne

i don't have twins genes

stephy800

Dude. ITS TWINS.

Better stock up on diapers.

vallorianne

that'd better be all you buy me then since YOU're jixing me

jinxing

stephy800

LOL

And wipes.

You're gonna need a buttload of wipes!

Hahahaa

I am totally still laughing.

vallorianne

i'm glad you're so happy

stephy800 (insert shit-eating-grin-smiley guy and a blowing a kiss smiley guy)

 I like the name Tammin.

Too bad its so close to that bitchy neighbors name.

vallorianne

that's the first thing i thought

Prior to this conversation we had one where she named all 4 babies as though I were having a litter! I just found out yesterday that I am even pregnant! She's such a nut!