Ragtime Debbie

My awesome best friend and I are always on yahoo chatting. 

She is such a riot. Always making me laugh. I can’t remember a day in the last few weeks we haven’t chatted. She is my inner-voice that I should listen to more often, my fitness partner, my diet lecturer, one of the greatest moms I know, my support system, my upper when I am down, my crying shoulder, an amazing cook, brutally- and bluntly-honest, and one of the most prissy, primping women I know! And what’s more is she is a RARE kind of friend, one who isn’t two-faced or conniving. She’s loyal and just simply amazing!!! I love her more than anything (except my monkeys). We’ve known each other since we were 12. This is a recent conversation between she and I that had me rolling in my chair unable to continue typing!!! 

She is stephy800 and I am Vallorianne.

stephy800: I am avoiding doing anything useful. Like cleaning.

stephy800: Ugh. Don't wanna.

Vallorianne: lol

stephy800: It’s too messy to clean.

Vallorianne: what do you want to do?

stephy800: Um. I don't know. Go shopping? Spend $$ I don't have.

vallorianne

when my house get really out of control, i do it in bits. i'll do something for 10 minutes, then do something i want to do like sit on my ass in front of the laptop

stephy800: Hell 10 min wouldn't get anything done around here.

stephy800: I was all set on cleaning all day. Then I remembered I needed to post. And there went my day.

Vallorianne: i mean, spend 10 minutes doing SOMETHING. whether or not it completes the project

Vallorianne: i woke up at 6am to clean mine today!!

stephy800: Eh. I'm gonna go shower for 10 minutes. How's that?

Vallorianne: ROFL! will it complete the project?

stephy800: Hell no.

vallorianne: lol

stephy800: Then I have moisturizing to do.

And hair to dry.

And make up to do.

Vallorianne: you know what I've realized about you?

stephy800: Lol Nope.

Vallorianne: you're not happy unless you're bitching about ANYTHING at all

stephy800: Well DUH.

Vallorianne: are you allowed at the hospital?

stephy800: Um. What? The hospital?

Vallorianne: it's a no complaint zone

stephy800: It is?

Vallorianne: yeah, ever notice the BANNERS all over the place???

stephy800: Nope.

Vallorianne: did the bouncers chuck your ass out of there already?

stephy800: And nope.

Vallorianne: they probably have you in their radar

Vallorianne: bouncer 1: ok guys, she's pulling in across the street. think today might just be a park day.

stephy800: Lmao

vallorianne: bouncer 2: it's my first day, PLEASE don't let her come over here. i'm not trained for this

stephy800: Oh yea. You're hilarious.

Vallorianne: (insert 3 little smiley heads rolling on the floor laughing)

stephy800: I'm gonna go shower now miss freakin sunshine.

Vallorianne: bouncer 1:  it's ok, rookie, she's pulling a picnic basket out. we're safe

stephy800: (insert little smiley sticking out his tongue)

vallorianne: love you

stephy800: Love you!