She is such a riot. Always making me laugh. I can’t remember a day in the last few weeks we haven’t chatted. She is my inner-voice that I should listen to more often, my fitness partner, my diet lecturer, one of the greatest moms I know, my support system, my upper when I am down, my crying shoulder, an amazing cook, brutally- and bluntly-honest, and one of the most prissy, primping women I know! And what’s more is she is a RARE kind of friend, one who isn’t two-faced or conniving. She’s loyal and just simply amazing!!! I love her more than anything (except my monkeys). We’ve known each other since we were 12. This is a recent conversation between she and I that had me rolling in my chair unable to continue typing!!!
She is stephy800 and I am Vallorianne.
stephy800: I am avoiding doing anything useful. Like cleaning.
stephy800: Ugh. Don't wanna.
stephy800: It’s too messy to clean.
Vallorianne: what do you want to do?
stephy800: Um. I don't know. Go shopping? Spend $$ I don't have.
when my house get really out of control, i do it in bits. i'll do something for 10 minutes, then do something i want to do like sit on my ass in front of the laptop
stephy800: Hell 10 min wouldn't get anything done around here.
stephy800: I was all set on cleaning all day. Then I remembered I needed to post. And there went my day.
Vallorianne: i mean, spend 10 minutes doing SOMETHING. whether or not it completes the project
Vallorianne: i woke up at 6am to clean mine today!!
stephy800: Eh. I'm gonna go shower for 10 minutes. How's that?
Vallorianne: ROFL! will it complete the project?
stephy800: Hell no.
stephy800: Then I have moisturizing to do.
And hair to dry.
And make up to do.
Vallorianne: you know what I've realized about you?
stephy800: Lol Nope.
Vallorianne: you're not happy unless you're bitching about ANYTHING at all
stephy800: Well DUH.
Vallorianne: are you allowed at the hospital?
stephy800: Um. What? The hospital?
Vallorianne: it's a no complaint zone
stephy800: It is?
Vallorianne: yeah, ever notice the BANNERS all over the place???
Vallorianne: did the bouncers chuck your ass out of there already?
stephy800: And nope.
Vallorianne: they probably have you in their radar
Vallorianne: bouncer 1: ok guys, she's pulling in across the street. think today might just be a park day.
vallorianne: bouncer 2: it's my first day, PLEASE don't let her come over here. i'm not trained for this
stephy800: Oh yea. You're hilarious.
Vallorianne: (insert 3 little smiley heads rolling on the floor laughing)
stephy800: I'm gonna go shower now miss freakin sunshine.
Vallorianne: bouncer 1: it's ok, rookie, she's pulling a picnic basket out. we're safe
stephy800: (insert little smiley sticking out his tongue)
vallorianne: love you
stephy800: Love you!